BEHOLD! THE "FRONT LAWN" OF MY EXISTENCE
A SHRINE TO MY NAME.



HERE'S A BOOK. IF YOU YEARN TO LEAVE A MARK, BE MY GUEST.



IT'S A RECIPE FOR LIFE
AND IT'S SHARPER THAN A SPOON.
IT'S A FORMULA FOR FUN AND IT'S HOTTER THAN THE MOON!








AH...YOU'VE COME ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE, VISITOR?
ARE YOU PERHAPS...LOOKING FOR MORE?
WHY DON'T YOU LET ME TAKE YOU...